A trip to the Atlantide Sauna in Paris

The reason I went

So as part of my continuing  exploration of Paris's sex clubs and sauna, I was keen to try out the Sauna Atlantide and in particular their Thursday night Bi/Trans/Trav nights. I had done a bit of research and other reviews about the place were largely mixed. I was  very curious however, to see how a bisexual evening with transvestites & transexuals would pan out, so off I went one Thursday to check it out for myself

Entrance

One thing quite unique about the sauna is that you can via their website enroll for the evenings and when you become a member you can see who else has enrolled as well. I noted that on the list there was a mixed bag of some TV's, couples and single men. The entrance to the sauna is on Rue Parrot, if I'm being honest, the entrance is on a fairly busy road, so in terms of discretion it's  not the best, however in I went. As I entered, it too, me a while to find the slot to pay and enter, much to the amusement of the man working behind the screen. The  guy at reception asked if you had enrolled for the evening, to which I had and he seemingly ticked me off the list. Another client entered, the reception and was quite startled to see me, he later told the receptionist that it was his first time here as well. Anyway, I paid the 20 euro fee and off I went to hopefully experience a wondering kinky evening.

 First Impressions 

After leaving the reception area, I went through another door which leads into the main area of the establishment. To my left there was a small bar, straight ahead a corridor with lockers which lead towards the sauna, showers, a small TV room and some cabins. On  my right there was a private dressing area, which I presumed was for  ladies, TV's, TS's to get ready in some privacy. Further to my right there was a winding stair leading to the basement where there is the toilet, two more cabins  and the dark room. The was a crowd of mainly single men in the sauna, but I noticed that a lot were starting to leave, at this point I did not see any ladies nor TV/TS , nevertheless, I was early so I held out hope that things would kick off  as time went on. As I went to the shower, a black couple (man & woman) came out of the sauna which is on the same the corridor as the shower area and joined me in the shower. I took a sly look at the lady as she began to watch only to notice her male partner glaring at me. I took that as a clear sign that they at least were not up for fun with me (they left after showering). I took a stroll down the corridor to the video room, where a large number of  single young men were looking at a straight porn film being streamed. Not much actvity, not even anyone wanking, which I found odd.

Downstairs

 I did a lap downstairs, I did notice that many people were leaving but I was holding out for an influx of hot couples and super sexy TVs/TSs which the owner on the live chat platform was mentioning the day before. As I went donwstairs I noticed that the smell was repungant, I'm not sure if this was coming from the toilet or elsewhere, but there was a strong smell of basically shite in the downstairs area.Anyway, on I went, the two cabins were being used, however whats novel is that there is a small glass window which you can look through and perv on the saucy action going on. In that cabin I did notice a transexual lady and an older guy, but unfortunatley, not much saucy action, it looked like they were having a chat. I ventured over to the dark area and there again I saw a TV in middle of sucking about 4 guys off. When I say TV, it was basically an old asian guy wearing a school girl skirt. In the darkroom, a guy did make a move to touch my cock, but all I was thinking about, was where that smell was coming from. 

Back upstairs 

I escaped the horrible smell and went back upstairs, in the time that passed, a new TV had come in and was dressed in tights, boots and a thong, she was very tall in the boots and was sitting in the cabin at the end of the corridor with the door open. The young guys watching the porn on the TV stayed glued to the screen. The TV girl  eventually called in a guy, but 5/6 mins later he was out again. I wasn't sure what the etiquette was, so I caught her eye. She ended up walking over to me and after a brief chit chat, she invited me to join her in the cabin. After some light preliminaries, she asked if she could suck my cock, I was only to happy to oblige until she made me wear a condom, because as she explained, this place is dirty and you wouldn't know what half the people in here could pick up. I've never been a fan of blow jobs in a condom, and this was  no exception. After I repaid the favour of a blow job in a condom, she didn't want to progress any further and I left. I headed back out to the bar and there was a another TV sitting in a dress with badly drawn lipstick and clutching a handbag. She had 2 day old stubble and was smiling bizarrely to herself, almost like she was having a conversation with herself.

 The TS girl who was previously downstairs came up, she was walking around topless with her lovely fake boobs hanging out. Again, not being sure of the etiquette here I  tried to catch her eye, but was met with a cold response, she went into the private dressing area and that was the last I saw of her. Another TV arrived, but appeared drunk and started to pass comments  about those of uus sitting in the bar area. She wandered down towards the video room and  started to touch up some of the young guys but there was still no life among them. She  eventually found a willing customer in the form of a very big black guy and went into a cabin with him.

I decided that enough was enough, and cut my losses. I stayed in all about 40 mins, and promised myself that I would never go back.